they’ll go to any length to sell vaccines.

We never had problems like this back when NASA was dropping the capsule into the ocean upon its return to earth.

Of course, IIRC, these weren’t showing up on beaches before those ocean recoveries, either.

Score one for my not completely failed memory…

…Globsters have been found on beaches all over the world, with the term first used to describe an unidentified carcass that washed up in western Tasmania in 1960…