Remember When the Killer Bees Escaped

from the “science lab” and out a window into South America? Remember how we were told not to worry, the African bees would never get past the local jungle?

Then the bee’s story was told. Being located in the North African desert, making honey was not easily accomplished. Finding their hives plundered on a constant basis made them develop an attitude. Of course science had to psychoanalyze them so they brought them to the Western Hemisphere.

What could possibly go wrong? The scientist’s organization never was identified, was it? Neither was the source of those reassuring press releases that told US the killer bee’s will never get north of Central America. The killer bee’s will never cross the Gulf of Mexico. The killer bee’s will be domesticated when they breed with the European bee’s. The killer… wait a minute… I’ve heard that before somewhere… domesticated in Europe… Hey, that’s what the muslims were supposed to do!

It’s a multi-level conspiracy against the Western hemisphere! The killer bees are engineered using the muslim model! But they’re doing Beehad! They weeeel sting you!

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Concord-Neighborhood-Terrorized-by-Bees-is-Safer-Authorities-379588961.html

One thought on “Remember When the Killer Bees Escaped”

  1. You are brilliant! You made me laugh, and you made me cringe at the thought of Beehad in our backyard sanctuary.

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